On my actual birthday, I decided to be Taylor Swift and feel 22. So I ditched the whole scene (left work early to snag a birthday cookie)
But the whole while, I dreamed of having a nautical birthday party. I was going to wear a dress with boats on it, and we were going to take a boat ride, and it was going to be wonderful. In the end, it didn’t happen… But if it had, imagine receiving this invitation in the mail. It would have been in an envelope with a sticker on the back that said “Hey, Sailor.”
Wonderful, right? Maybe someday.