Context: A Colombian drug lord, Pablo Escobar, had a menagerie of animals. After homeboy was murdered, his zoo escaped. Hippos are now living in the wild terrain of Colombia.
1. Don’t be a Colombian drug lord.
2. Don’t use your drug money to illegally import dangerous animals to keep in your backyard.
3. The Spanish word for hippopotamus is hipopótamo.
4. Stay away from a hippo’s territory. They can run faster that you.
5. When hippo’s wiggle their ears, it’s pretty much the most precious thing in the world.
6. Fences don’t really work for keeping hippos in a confined area.
7. “Hippos are not toys. They are very dangerous animals that kill people.”